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| Well, it's been a year now since I last saw Antigreggo.... no wait....
more like a week, I guess. It's been tough pickin' up and movin'
on without my best bud around. He taught me a lot about life, a
lot about love, and a lot about tax evasion.
So that leaves me here like the great Pheonix, rising up from the ashes
to wave my tiny fist at the sky and demand that we remember AntiGreggo
for the great man that he was. This entry goes out to you AG
wherever you are.... which I guess is back home in Minnesota.
So did anyone catch the Happy Days 30th Anniversary Reunion? For dramatic purposes, my part in the Reunion
was relegated to just playing left field in the cast soft ball
game. But didn't I look great? And I just have to say that
the AG looked way better than Fonzie out there jumping a shark.
Fonz's jump just kinda looked foolish' while the AG's jump was primo.
Maybe I should go to work. Kelly Ripa waits for no man.
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| So the AG and I were completely done packing, but completely bummed
that our flight wasn't for another 3 hours. Then I remembered
that I have a crazy professor friend in Minnesota who just so happened
to be working on a time machine that can also transport you anywhere on
earth. So AG and I show up at the Professor's place and transport
to Hawaii one week ago!
AG and I have been living the good life! Everything was smooth
until about an hour ago, when we were sitting on the beach, AG
impressing us with his xylophone skills, when a group of bikers came up
and told us we were on their turf. We didn't want any trouble,
but AntiGreggo made a bet with the guys. If AG could jump a
shark, then we get to hang out wherever we want! Our group
thought AG was out of his mind, but GUESS WHAT!!
AntiGreggo totally jumped the shark!!
So we get to keep hanging out on the beach, the biker
guys take off, and we start partying again, but I notice AG is still a
little sad. That's when we notice some surf chick take a dive in
the ocean. AG rushes out to save her and brings her back to
shore. It's odydeixid! She comes to and AG realizes he
can't live without her! What's more, she's pregnant! So the
AG and odydeixid are going to live happily ever after. I asked
the AntiGreggo if he was going to keep up with his blog, but he said,
"No, he has more important things to do" and looked to his wife and
winked. He said to tell you all that it's been a good ride, but
it's time to move on.
And that, my friends, is the story of AntiGreggo.
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| What a way to start the day!
Hi, I'm Actor Ted McGinley. You might know me from such shows as
Happy Days and Married With Children. I was also in everybody's
favorite, Revenge of the Nerds. Right now I'm on the hit TV show
Hope & Faith.
Anyway, I think I made a new friend last night. Around 9 PM, I
get a hankering for some pancakes, but not just any pankcakes.
Pancakes from an IHOP in Minnesota. So I hop on a plane, land in
Minnesota, and find the nearest IHOP. I run into this rather
striking guy and we start chatting. His name is AntiGreggo.
What a cool guy! He introduced me to Xanga so I
thought I'd return the favor and take him on a trip to Hawaii.
Just a couple of dudes hitting the beach and scopin' out the
ladies. We're leaving this afternoon. I'll be sure to keep
everyone updated.
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